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𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑳𝑶𝑾, 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳

𝓔𝑵𝑫 𝑰𝑻 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑨 𝑺𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑬, 𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑰𝑻 𝑩𝒀 𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮: 𝑡𝘩𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝘩𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒.

𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑙𝑢𝑐𝑘. 𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦, 𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑤, 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑑𝑎𝑦. 𝐵𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑔𝘩𝑡...

𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄. 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐘.

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cont. from here

(That would explain many things.)

Perhaps it's thanks to those precious seconds that he fell straight into his volleyball, too. Even if his personality suffered.

I just thought he liked your onigiri so much. Easy delivery, he wouldn't suspect it. You're a hands on guy, I respect it, JUST wear the gloves. If he took pictures of me, I'd seek death as well. Not because I'm somehow ashamed of my body, but he really has no principles overstepping boundaries and that's more offensive.

So after he dies, you wouldn't consider playing volleyball again?

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Maybe. I think the blood rushing to his head made him crazier than me.

No. I wouldn't do that to my onigiri. Have some respect for my food, please.

I'm not ashamed of my body, either. My dick's more than big enough to please most size queens. Even if he is bigger.

[He's a little bitter about that pronouncement, sorry]

And so what if I'm not in as good as shape as him? I still work out. I'm probably better in the sack because of his shit personality. I'd be more willing to switch for one thing

Nah. I love what I do now.

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(He likes the fact he's defending his food first and cock second).

Shame. I would rather have you on my team, but at least he's a good setter otherwise I'd reconsider my contract. But that's a crazy decision you made. You're lucky you have talent for it, too. The universe pulls strings in a funny way, huh? And all for the mere price of lacking a few centimeters.

Having a better personality doesn't make you better in bed, though.
And I didn't know you liked dudes, too. That's disappointing.

(Secretly he's kind of glad.)

Please don't let Atsumu-kun be the one who breeds.

[Well. He can't change the size of his cock, but he worked hard for his skills in the kitchen]

I'm sure, but you'd need another setter to replace him. I can set, but he's better at it.

Maybe I am crazy. But I challenge you to live with 'Tsumu and not go insane.

I wouldn't be as selfish in bed. I try not to think about his sex life, but he'd focus on himself first. I'm more of a service top/power bottom.

... I'm pretty sure Tsumu won't breed either. You don't have to worry about that.

[He's just going to assume the disappointing part of him being gay is that slim chance of Atsumu reproducing.]

He already drives me insane, thanks for that. I wouldn't live with him even if I was getting paid to do so. The mind games are exhausting, but at least he's easy to make fun of.

(Technically they spend so much time together as a team, he might as well be. Sakusa almost reads that as Service Ace. Volleyball brain.)

Oh. I've never been on the bottom, personally I don't think I'd like it, but who knows.
Sex is too messy anyway.

Wouldn't be surprised if he slipped his dick in a crazy fangirl.

I dealt with him four eighteen years. You can handle this. You didn't live with him through his worst phases.

That being said, our relationship is better now that we don't live together. It probably would have been better if we didn't have to share a room. It made things awkward sometimes. A lot of the time. He once tried to make us have a schedule for alone time. It lasted a day.

I prefer to bottom, but most people see me as a top, so. Both are fun for me at least. And no, I don't think you'd enjoy bottoming. I'd recommend trying it at least once with someone you trust to make sure. But if your gut says no, you probably won't.

Also, since you're taller than me there's little doubt anyone would see you as a bottom. Stereotypes suck, but there you go.

Hmm... I wouldn't be either. He likes both and isn't choosy when he drinks.

Can't imagine a worse phase since his normal self is bad enough, but you're right. Sharing a room for so long with that creature sounds hellish, as it would be any sibling. Luckily my sister was way older than me, but she's clean and doesn't smell like a locker room, I wouldn't have issues if she and I did share a room at some point.

"Alone time" say no more.

I don't understand how people think having certain physical qualities indicates which position us men, or people should have. It's an odd phenomena, isn't it? I believe most people perceive me as heterosexual and I'm fine with that, too, I don't care. I told Hinata-kun how annoying it would be to have gifts from fans and then fangirls on top of that. Hard pass.

I digress. I might eventually try something new. If someone like me were to fuck me, I would be fine with that because I trust myself to do it properly. It would have to be someone peculiar. I'll take advice and horror stories if you got any, now that we're here.

Ugh, I do hate a drunk Atsumu-kun more.

Omi-kun. Let me tell you. The 'Tsumu we have today is an improvement to his middle school years. He was at his absolute worst hygiene and attitude wise then. And while his hygiene improved in high school, his attitude didn't. It's gotten better now thanks to Bokkun.

I don't think about it too much, to be honest. It happens. I roll with it, or I don't if I'm not in the mood to compromise. I can be stubborn when I need to be.

Oh god. I can only imagine what Fujoshi would give you if they knew you were gay. At best it'd be their gay friends, at worst... well, I'm sure you get the picture.

Hmm... Well, not everyone is as clean as you, so the chances of you meeting a guy with the same high standards are low. And even then every body is different. I'm not sure what advice I could give you that you don't already know as a top; hygiene's very important, condoms make for easier cleanup. Start out by fingering yourself to see if you like it. Though I do have one ex who swears fingers always feel better than dick, but I find it really depends on the guy you're with.

Horror stories huh? Don't really got any except for one time a guy used me to get closer to 'Tsumu last year. It was more insulting than horrifying. One of the many reasons I don't dye my hair anymore and make sure to have a different hair cut.

You and me both.

That's... terrifying. He didn't shower or something????? I don't know much of his quirks now, is there anything I should know? It's hard gauging how clean someone is when we're usually sweating our asses off.
Also yeah, he gets stupider when he spends time with him, too. They enable the single braincell they share.

Ugh okay, not fingers. I find that gross. Have you tried those small oval toys? I'll consider that, at least something I can dump in boiling water. Then again, all toys should be properly disinfected like that.
I'd like to try many things, but sometimes I stop whenever I realize how messy it's becoming. I had a guy walk out on me one time, that's my horror story.

That's a real shame. Your natural hair is pleasant at least. You look less like a delinquent. Even so, you are each other's faces, there's nothing you can do about that.

Didn't shower unless we were going somewhere, and no deodorant. I used to spray him with it and he'd think it was funny. He got better when he realized he wanted to date people. He was just messier. I'm not sure how to describe it.

He's nicer now, so I'm okay with this.

No fingers? Huh. No haven't tried those ovals. I do have a couple of dildos, which I clean the same way, but... I'm trying to think. I always thought your sex life would have been a bit harder than the rest because of your standards of hygiene and as you said, sex is messy.

Well, you can't go wrong with toys. Play with those and get a feel of your body. And remember when you bottom you don't have to give up control at all.

Yeah, kinda put a hole in my ego for a while and me wary of dating. The guy didn't even know if Tsumu liked dudes. I've had girls ask me to give him letters because he can be an ass, but to have someone try to date me so they could bang him? I felt gross.

Funny story about hair cuts. We'd usually go at the same time, get different stylists, and still ask for things similar to each other. Hence the dye jobs in high school. His is getting long now, and I like to keep mine shorter to keep it under my hat at work.

What the fuck. That's disgusting. I knew a lot of guys who were like that growing up, too.

It's difficult for me, you're not wrong. I enjoy other things that isn't necessarily penetrating sex, and it gets me by.
I can't fathom how people hook up with strangers.

You live far away enough that not many might recognize you to be his twin, so there's that. Not everyone follows volleyball or knows about him. Don't let that past haunt you so much. You're attractive and have a better personality, that's my opinion.

Interesting how twins are connected like that. If he stops dying his hair, would you still try to look different and dye it another color?

Hook ups are mostly for convenience. Also, ego boosts. Feeling that you were hot enough to grab the attention of a hot stranger. I read a book where one of the characters (a maneater of a woman) said that men were 'scrotum and ego; stroke them and they're happy'

And that sums up hookups. It strokes both lol.

I appreciate that, Omi-kun. You're a good guy.

Dunno if I would. Depends on what I'm doing. If I'm still a small business owner or if I set up a chain or whatever. I haven't thought that far ahead. I'm doing good, but not well enough to open another location. And to be honest, I don't think I want to. So I'll just keep my hair short and under my hat. No need to dye it then.

Sometimes I feel my cock has a brain of its own, it's annoying, but I can't deny that woman is partly right. I wouldn't want to be reduced to just having a penis, though. If anyone treated me like that they wouldn't enjoy being with me.
Do you like hook ups?

Ohh. It's good to be professional looking, so I'll support you there. You also don't seem like the type to ever get a tattoo. I think Atsumu-kun might end up with a few drunk ones if he keeps up the partying when we have team trips. Hopefully he ends up with something embarrassing, then he wont be allowed into onsen at all.
If you ever do open a new location, make sure it's Tokyo. You can't go wrong there.

You and every other male who's gone through puberty. But yeah, I'm more than just my dick. Nice as it is.

As for hookups? On occasion. I prefer having sex with people I'm dating, or at least someone I know. Sometimes those friends with benefits start as hookups, and for me? The sex that comes later is more satisfying than the initial hookup.

Oh god. Some onsens won't let anyone with any tattoo in. Which is the major reason why I don't get one. It's one thing we agree on. So I don't think he'll get one. If he does, he will be drunk out of his mind in another country.

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